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Author Topic: You don't die from a heart attack.  (Read 1207 times)

  • Nuva
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You don't die from a heart attack.
« on: May 07, 2007, 07:03:00 PM »
Being saved from a heart attack kills you...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18368186/site/newsweek/

"It appears your husband is dead."
"No..."
"Oh, that's ok. We will revive him in a few hours. We just can't jolt him back to life. We have lowered his body temperature to about freezing and will slowly coax him out of it."
"..."
"Yeah."

"Are you sure you couldn't just jolt him a little?"
"Sorry, ma'am."
"Please? It's what he would have wanted."
"Ma'am, he only choked on a cheese ball."
"That's how he wanted to go. Honest."
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Nuva »

  • Harith
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 07:06:54 PM »
Cool.  I guess this means heart attacks will be less fatal in 30 years.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Harith »
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  • Felix
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 01:40:37 AM »
Sure.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Felix »
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  • Alpha Zezima
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 09:57:45 PM »
Interesting 0.o Very Interesting
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Alpha Zezima »
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